cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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drunkpylades:

If you have problems focusing while you write, try using ILYS.

The site is coded so that you can’t see what you are writing, only the last letter, and you can’t edit anything until you get to your words goal.
This means you have to focus on writing and what’s on your mind,…

shisnojon:

when the tagged/me go hard as hell

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

pussylipgloss:

what song is this tho

versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying